What did you expect?

We're Famous In Other Places

10 days ago we put 2 Avocado Goth T-Shirts for sale on e-bay, $30 each. We made 200 Grateful Threat T's and 100 B. Skiff Mickey T's

They were very well received and we've sold the bulk of both limited edition shirts. One problem...we've only sold t-shirts to 1 American, no one in Los Angeles.

Fuck you guys.

Why do French kids, Japanese kids, Danish kids <3 Avo Goth, so much, while no one in own backyard wants to part with $30

Avocado Goth is the Otto Von Schirach of Fashion

Whatevs, We'll just cry into all these Euros

Oh, by the way...The one American lucky enough to have already scored a Grateful Threat T, size Medium... My Aunt Bobbie in Denver :/

Avocado Goth... OUT!

P.S. you guys should come see the homies Baseck, Otto and Venetian Snares next week, SO FUCKIN' DARK

Baseck shreds balls...

Counting Sheep, 'cause dreamers don't sleep

We've just wrapped up an insane 5 day, non-stop Avocado Goth mash-mission. Zachy's been in town so that we'd all be in the same place to get some of these things done easier. Zach is crazy and I love it.

When I was a child I always dreamt that I'd somehow be able to fandangle a business that was run as though the main operatives were constantly on acid. Think about our roster...

1. Megan, She's a molecular ball of unattainable beauty , creativity and talent. If I wasn't lucky enough to make-out with her every day , I wouldn't touch her for fear of electrocution

2. Zach, He's like a white Dame Dash, but cockier and way more ready to knuck-up

3. Richie, OK, Richard's a pretty level-headed normal dude. Some people's opinions may differ slightly, but those people are most likely racists or Ginger haters


THEN, think of the other artists we have working with us Lyndsea, Brian, BLOK...Jesus, we're a bunch of insaniacs.. my dream is coming true!! If i could laugh that belly laugh that a mad scientist emits when he finally, successfully graphs a rocket launcher to a bottle-nose dolphin, I would laugh that laugh right now

Also, this is what half of our work day looks like
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JUST FUN, Brian Skiff for Avocado Goth

This is the newest Avocado Goth t-shirt. Don't worry, its not what you think it is. What you're viewing is actually an image of a gentleman dressed in a Mickey Mouse Suit catching brain from a prostitute dressed in a Minnie Mouse suit..so, calm down, it's JUST FUN

Oh, by the by, this sexually stimulating imagery was drawn by Echo park's preeminent comic book crust punk, Brian Skiff. Skiff likes cartoons, drawing cartoons in compromising positions and giving people really fucking good stick and poke tattoos. He also likes Danzig, a lot. Like, a lot, a lot. He's kind of gay for Danzig, so much so that I bet the video below will make him cry.