Stay Punk

For anyone questioning my Punk Rock pedigree, I'd like to submit the following photographic evidence

1986, age 7


1992, age 13


1994, age 15

I'm a hustler, Makin' that dough

What did you expect?

We're Famous In Other Places

10 days ago we put 2 Avocado Goth T-Shirts for sale on e-bay, $30 each. We made 200 Grateful Threat T's and 100 B. Skiff Mickey T's

They were very well received and we've sold the bulk of both limited edition shirts. One problem...we've only sold t-shirts to 1 American, no one in Los Angeles.

Fuck you guys.

Why do French kids, Japanese kids, Danish kids <3 Avo Goth, so much, while no one in own backyard wants to part with $30

Avocado Goth is the Otto Von Schirach of Fashion

Whatevs, We'll just cry into all these Euros

Oh, by the way...The one American lucky enough to have already scored a Grateful Threat T, size Medium... My Aunt Bobbie in Denver :/

Avocado Goth... OUT!

P.S. you guys should come see the homies Baseck, Otto and Venetian Snares next week, SO FUCKIN' DARK

Baseck shreds balls...

Sleep, Little One, Sleep

Baby, I was like you once. I slept in a bed with yellow sheets...

Baby, I'll never sleep that way again until I die