An Ode To The Transit Rider

In 2 parts____

part 1. You move your lips when you read on the train

I've had you pegged from jump street


part 2. tough, tough lesbian on the bus you wear an eyebrow ring ring even

as your hair turns grey you were born during the war

"If I had a stroke would you take care of me" "fuck you, you wouldn't clean my drool"

you hang up your phone

Train Brain

I rode with train with these two kids. They were drinking vintage Four Lokos and talking up a storm. Their conversation mostly consisted of tales of S-ing on D's and pulling T-strings from peoples V's. Flaming Blaque was wild n' out. Bleachy Pop Tart was a little tamer. That's not saying much.